A Special One For All The Ladies ...
ARE YOU A BITCH?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions ~
The first guy says 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist'
The second guy says 'I'm a D.I.N.K., you know...
Double Income, No Kids.'