OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied,
The old man replied,
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
you will experience the same
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Peter Scott
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Hi yes we will all be there hopefully one day. great reading, love the Gold Coast. glad i found you.
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I Just Love That Fabric
Hiya!
ReplyDeleteGreat to find your blog! I am from NZ and am looking to be a regular visitor to the coast, building up a client base over there, so great to have you as a resource!
Incidentally, noting you use blogspot, how did you enable the tickboxes for feedback re: interesting, cool, etc? Would love to add it to my blog.
Thanks! Keep rocking on!
Jasmine
Oh yes,it just like you Goldie dear,just awesome LOL:)
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